Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The Crown, Radnage - 23rd June 2010 - Run 13



Run Report by David



This being my 3rd run in 14 months, it is apparently my turn to do the report.
The observant amongst you will have noticed that the venue for yesterday's run was not as advertised in last week's report. Apparently Brett's inheritance is currently being invested in the refurbishment of The Old Ship, so at 9.00 a.m. Jules nominated The Crown at Radnage as substitute. Sadly this was too late for John who had already set off to cycle to Cadmore End. He ended up missing the run and having to phone a) Doug to find out where everybody was and b)Heather to give him a lift to Radnage.
Anyway, I digress. In alphabetical order (as it is the only way I'll ever be at the front of any list of runners) last night's participants were: Abbott D, Bartlett minor, Duds M, Hucks A, Hucks J, Hucks O, Hucks S, Roddick C and Swede L. The route took us through some fields, over a road, through a couple of woods and (for the fatties at least) through another field and up another road. Conditions for running/shuffling were excellent with warm weather, generally pleasant underfoot conditions and remarkably few hills. All in all about 50 minutes of exercise, followed by 90 minutes of good beer, excellent chips and happy chat. We were joined for these last 3 agenda items by Heather, John and Susie.
Heather had completed 1/3rd of her 3 Peaks challenge before the bus conveniently broke down, thereby preventing her from completing the remainder. Not only did she look none the worse for her ordeal, but she attracted a number of supportive girly comments about having lost weight.
John was in remarkably cheerful form considering his ordeal and Susie was in very good spirits despite her injured hip. Some of this may be attributable to the bottle of champagne which Amanda produced from somewhere and then proceeded to tip down the girls' necks (where were you Kate?).
Chat in the pub covered football (inevitably), that ridiculously long tennis match, how to transport Rebellion beer to Sweden without it exploding and various other items that I've forgotten.
Mercifully there were no Morris Dancers this week but we were treated to the sight of an old Morris Minor along with a load of other ancient cars and motorbikes driven/ridden by faintly unwholesome looking people who were comparing the length of their camshafts whilst having a barbecue outside the hall opposite. There was even a Sinclair C5 being pedalled by some bloke trying unsuccessfully not to look like a nob.
That's about it other than to say that, in a bid to improve my fitness, I have decided to run to next week's venue, which is The Two Brewers in Marlow.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Prince Albert, Frieth. Wednesday 16th June 2010 (run no.12)

Run report by Jules

On a gorgeous Wednesday evening the gang of 11 set out on the chosen route which was set by Jerome. It was decided that Selwyn’s route would be saved for another day.









And so it was that Brett, David, Lars, Jerome, Selwyn, Amanda, Chris, Steve, Neil, Kate and I (Jules) set out to test our stamina and breathe large gulps of fresh, warm Buckinghamshire air.


As always the route was superb and had been crafted to allow for a longer loop for the faster runners. It took us north towards Lane End and then west towards Hanger Farm where the route split. Those who took the longer route were able to see the others (spot them in the photo)





climbing the hill to Mousells Wood in the south as they came out of Hanger Wood and faced the narrow decent


into Fingest


before climbing up.









It then followed the edge of the wood before heading down a concrete track to the road and turning LEFT to the pub in Frieth.



Our stops seemed relatively short and no debates about route choice or hill-avoidance seemed to delay us as we covered the 5.2 miles in just under 1 hour.

ALERT – having finished a quick head count revealed that Amanda was not with us. Last seen by Jerome in Mousells wood (just half a mile from home) we quickly realised that she was lost. Neil said he would look out for her as he headed off to catch up with his Mum, Chris set off on foot to backtrack the route and Steve and I set off in the car to cut off some of the footpaths that come out of the woods to the road. Having dropped Neil off to scout I headed back to the pub to spot Amanda running down from the crossroads. She had turned right on the road after the concrete track and run an extra mile and a half! No harm done and we quickly gathered Chris and Neil back in for the post run refreshments. Tagging may be the only option if this continues to happen!!

We took the first round outside but as the sun faded the chill started to cool us down so we headed indoors where we took over about a quarter of the pub. Conversation was animated as usual and we all failed in the challenge to get the Patron to smile! Did she really want us? Judging by the reluctance to knock up a few chips I doubt it.....

See you all this Wednesday at The Ship in Cadmore End to celebrate our countries performance (good or bad).


Jules

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Jolly Farmer, Cookham Dean - 9th June 2010 (Run 11)



Run Report by Brett

What a very pleasant evening it was. Steve T, Selwyn, John, Jerome, Fred, Lulu the dog, Jules, Amanda, Chris, Sarah, David, young Sebastian Rivett, Lars the newcomer and yours truly met in Cookham Dean for a 40/45 minute reasonably leisurely run extended to over 50 minutes by the more regular runners amongst us.

John Bartlett lead the way taking us down a rocky hill to the cricket club, sadly not a venue for sporting triumph for the writer but instead a useful Friday night watering hole with Rebellion IPA served at £2.40 a pint.

Realising that John was intent on taking us through a council estate to see the low spots of Maidenheads, Jules guided our spluttering vehicle up Bradcutts Lane and onto Winter Hill. There the party split allowing the faster of our group to chase rabbitts and the less elite to admire the view.

Amanda insisted (probably egged on by Sarah and with Sebastian as guide) in checking out some prime real estate that unfortunately meant that we found ourselves on another course of tarmac rather than the intended off road route. Jerome complained, Lars kept on running just a little mystified by this groups habit of jogging for a mile and then stopping for a chat. Steve T, Jules and Chris sprinted past myself, David & Selwyn through Turkey Valley to the National Trust Land to finish the assignment whilst the more sedate wheezy trio stumbled up the chalkpit and back to the Jolly Farmer. I couldnt tell whether Lulu, being lead by Fred enjoyed the run but suggest for maximum pleasure she returns to Turkey Valley without owner anytime between September and December 24th when the picking are exceedingly rich.

In returning to The Jolly Farmer we were met by a large group of men dressed all in white with hats and wielding threatening sticks. I assured all that KKK meetings were now banned under a Cookham Dean by law and in seeing bells we realised that the Morris Dancers had come to Town. This meant gratuitous drinking of wine, cider, numbers (1664 for the uninitiated) and Skinner's Betty Sogs by all in an attempt to ease the pain of seeing and hearing the bearded loons sway to and fro. The pain wouldnt go and then was worsened by Jerome getting all Shakespearian with us stating 'something is wrotten with the state of the kitty'. Plainly there appears to have been some oversight but one that hopefully didnt put a dampener on what was already a muggy evening.

Welcome to Lars. We hope you join us again. Well run to Sebastian who showed his parents (and a few of the others) a clean pair of heels of his mums reserve running shoes and we look forward to seeing you all next Wednesday for a 7pm start from the Prince Albert at Frieth.

Brett

Friday, June 04, 2010

The Golden Ball, West Wycombe - 2nd June 2010 (Run 10)









Run Report by Steve








On a gloriously sunny evening, a small but perfectly formed group of runners met atop West Wycombe Hill by the Golden Ball. Present were Jules, Amanda, John, Jerome, Neil, Martin and Susie and myself.

After stowing our valuables in Susie's boot (apparently this is a rather dodgy car park) we set off on our usual route down the hill into the valley, over Bradenham Road and across the railway crossing.

Following the climb through the woods we emerged into the bright sunlight onto the Green in front of Bradenham Manor. There we rested a while on a park bench, enjoying the serenity of the moment and musing as to why all cricket pitches appear to have a broken roller situated on the boundary somewhere. I heard somewhere that some clubs award extra runs for hitting said broken roller.

Then back across the road by the Red Lion and the steady climb out of the valley and back up on to the ridge. From there it was the long stretch back home - this the path that you imagine is around half a mile but is actually nearer a mile and a half. Nonetheless all made it at a good pace (Martin bravely fighting through the discomfort of his ilio-tibial leg injury.



My Garmin had run out of battery but I estimate the run was around 5 miles and took about an hour.

Onto the Red Lion for post run drinkies. The service was good, the chips were very good and the pork scratchings were outstanding. Outside in the sun for the first round, and inside for the second when the chill night air set in.



I can hereby certify that nothing funny, notable or rude happened at any point of the run.




Ahem...



A key topic of conversation in the pub was the thorny subject of a potential splinter group of recovering runners taking hold. It was resolved that we should consider all possible paths to a full reconciliation. As such it will now be incumbent for all WNR route planners to have a run that is around 3-ish miles and no longer than around 40 minutes in order to accomodate those that are on the rocky road back to fitness. We all may need such a facility one day.



In those immortal words penned by the mighty Gary Barlow of Take That:-



"Whatever we said, whatever we did ....

We didn't mean it
We just want you back for good
Want you back...
What you back...
Yes, we want you back for good"

Next weeks run is from the Jolly Farmer, Cookham Dean, 7pm start.



Bloom Wood (orienteering), 26th May 2010 (Run 9)


Run Report by Chris


As we have for the first time got individual split time for each group through each control I feel we should produce the report by those numbers. Unfortunately as I was some 10 minutes late the blanks in the report have had to be guessed at.

Bloom Wood Green Course Distance: 4.5km Climb 394m

Group 1
Fred, Susie, Amanda (possibly Jerome and Duds) 1.12.44 including 12.18 looking for control No 3
Group 2
Martin, Spider, John and Neil
1.00.04 including 8.21 looking for control No 4
Jules
41.25 including 25 mins of gloating at how crap we all were
Chris
1.05.33 including 12 mins of thinking up an excuse for how slow he was (attacked by bear!)

Other numbers:
5 the number of dogs accompanying the run. (6 if you include the one Susie got when I forgot to pick the boys up)
9 the number of runs that David Abbot has missed with his doggy foot/ankle/knee/back
23 the number of pathetic excuses Bret has used for not attending. (“I am helping my wife wash her hair!”)
12 times a run. The number of times Bas says he is really busy at work.
Every time, Richard say he would love to run this week but.....
30 sec the time it takes Jerome to get that rather unpleasant “Patrick Vieira” sweat ring under his chin.
125 the number of emails it takes Duds and Amanda to arrange the lift on a Wednesday night.
2 weeks the length of time it took us all to get to know Martin so we could tap him up for lifts, buying a round, Servicing our bikes, lending us £20.
2.30 hrs the time it now take all the girls and half the boys to change and make up after a run.
£1.34 the amount of under spend on each weeks kitty (At this rate we will have £20 for the Christmas do!)
0 the number of times Amanda is likely to drive home. (“Jules doesn’t mind!”)
2,34 sec the number of minutes Neil’s “model Plane” lasted before smashing into a tree. (How old are you!)