The Prince Albert, Frieth, 27th June 2007

Run Report by David

So, he's heard the need for change has he?

Not the most promising of starts, grammatically speaking, by the latest leader of the Scottish Raj that runs the country. Unless, of course, it was an oblique reference to the rattle of loose change, which is about all we've got left after 10 years of his stealth taxes and pension fund raids.

Sorry to start this report in such a gnarly fashion, but Brown's slack-jawed droning was the last thing I needed this morning after an arduous run and some dodgy beer from The Albert. Anyway, the report.

Amanda, Fred, Aude, Jules, Steve, Duds, Rodders and I met in decidedly damp conditions and set off uphill (when was it any different) As usual, I have no idea where we went, concentrating as I was on trying not to fall too far behind the aforementioned fitties. Apart from a brief conversation with Duds, not often those words appear in that order, during which he proclaimed that he was feeling like cack and Fred expressing concern about VPL (whatever that is). I can't remember too much about the first part of the run. Duds wish was soon granted though, as we made our way through a field containing several cows, a solitary bull and endless piles of the stuff that accompanies them. After a comfort break for Amanda, which was as welcome to me as to her, we ran down a long narrow path which had thoughtfully reinvented itself as a waterfall for the evening, ending up in another lane in the middle of I don't know where.

After wading one small lake at a junction, the fitties set off in the direction of Skirmett whilst I, map in hand, struck for home. No doubt some blogger will fill in the details of what happened to them, but my route back started with a near vertical half mile climb up another waterfall followed by another half mile hack through nettle-infested rainforest.

I eventually made it back to The Albert at about 7.55 and was joined 10 minutes later by Steve and Jools, who kindly put on a sprint finish for the cameras. The rest of the mud-spattered group arrived soon after, wrung out their socks and repaired to the pub. Despite the fact that the Albert was populated by more staff than customers, it still took about 20 minutes toget the first round. First the Fosters was off, then there was no ice for Amanda's G&T, but eventually we got there. Round two produced some cloudy Brakspears and soggy crisps but the company was good, so we persevered.

At some stage Selwyn arrived from a school meeting, sporting a sticker which indicated he'd been assigned to the "red stream", presumably for mature students. He's injured at the moment, but it didn't stop him leaping on to a bar stool like a spring chicken. At our end of the table there was chat about the relative merits ofprivate/state education and Thai/Chinese food. Not sure what was discussedat the other end. I was the first to leave, so can't tell you what happened after about 9.30.Next weeks run is from The Hare and Hounds at Marlow. I was in there for lunch recently and the floor is still stained by the beer that we spilt on it last time we were there. I'm sure they'll be pleased to see us.

David

PS Steve, would you mind blogging this, as I have no idea how to do it and I want to see which photo you choose

Brett & Sarah's House, Winter Hill, Cookham Dean - 20 June 2007

Quickie report as I am not sure if we actually decided on a reporter at the Rivetts'.

Great run, ably lead by pacemaker Brett at top speed until he pulled his hamstring after 15 minutes and bailed out!!! The rest of us carried on for a further 35 minutes on the planned route.

The Village Cricket was in full swing with at least 2 sixes going over us as we descended down Kennel Lane. Gave Chris an excuse to mention his again - just before he too headed home for an early bath with a hamstring injury.

Four of us did the extra Golf Course loop on our way back to Winter Hill and the BBQ at the Rivetts'. Our finish happened to coincide with the England U21 team having a penalty shootout with Holland for a place in the final - which they eventually lost 12-13.

The food and hospitality (including a guitar accompaniment from Sebastian) was 5 star and much enjoyed and appreciated. Thanks to Brett and Sarah.

Next run is from the Prince Albert in Frieth at 7pm - see you all there....................

Jules

The Frog, Skirmitt - 13th June 2007

Run Report by Brett

I think everyone, (Dudleys, Hucks, Bartletts-male variety-and Roddicks x2, Selwyn, Steve, Richard, Doug, David, Kate and the writer) enjoyed their outing in humid conditions and beautiful Chiltern countryside last night. Jerome guided us for all of ten minutes before the Fitties and the recovered Selwyn were bold enough to go it alone, much to the chagrin of the bearded one. Us Fatties dutifully followed on what I thought was a delightful and appropriately medium length run of 45 minutes. I felt so confident in running downhill that I almost forced myself into a second gear, somewhere I hadnt been for years! However caution got the better of me.
The big boys got back in an hour, Steve burning off JB on the final strech. So 'hot' was he that he immediately joined Selwyn, David and me in the designated smoking area to the side of a pub garden best suited to selling garden furniture. This is where we stayed in between trips to the bar and an occasion when the site had to be cleared because of flying shards of glass as Rodders thru down his pint in a fit of.........Does anyone know?
Anyway to next week when The Rivetts will be hosting a post run bbq. Please meet at the viewpoint on Winter Hill from where I will plan a run of 40 mins with an extra 20 minute loop to keep the fitties happy.
Jerome knowing that its bring your own booze has done some early research. Here is an extract from this mornings touching email. 'Strongbow.....£20 for 54 cans at tesco at the moment if you buy 3x18 cases. Works out less than 48p per pint.'
Here is Richards cunning reply 'surely you can't get pi*sed for less'.
Anyway, lets move on. Us Rivs will supply all food. So that we can cater, please let me know who is coming. The invitation of course includes your other half. If you want to drop off booze beforehand then please do.
Brett

June 13th 2007

Run will be from the Frog in Skirmitt.

6:45 for a 7pm start.

The Squirrel, Penn Street, 30th May 2007

Run Report by Amanda


First I do hope that I have emailed this report to the correct email addresses otherwise I might receive a ranting response from Mr Irate in Hambleden.
Well the numbers were a bit down for last night's run so we now have three categories of runners : fitties, fatties and slackers . I would ask each of you to work out honestly which category you belong to ? Yes there might be some rude awakenings for some of you - no - one will be named and shamed yet but you know who you are.
Jules, me, Kate, John, Duds, Baz, Michael, Steve and a new runner Stella set off at 7pm. Heather also joined us but decided to complete a shorter run. I guess that the slackers are wondering who Stella is. Well she is slim, has lovely shiny red hair and is a speedy runner although she needs to be put on a lead on the road. Despite Jules creating a new route, we decided to run the old tried and tested route. It was very very wet on the ground and very slippy and after about 5 minutes of running I fell over and managed to do a full face plant in the some big puddles.I do not know how it happened but I think I was too busy chatting to Kate about clothes and shopping at the time. I was literally covered in mud from head to foot although I am pleased to report that my sunglasses stayed in situ - I do not understand how I managed to get so muddy but I did. Anyhow no injuries suffered we carried on at quite a pace with very few stops (well none for me actually) - come back Selwyn and David we miss you.
On the way back to the pub, we met up with Heather and I ran the last leg back to the pub with her along the road. I did not want to have any more falls.
To be honest I cannot really remember what we talked about in the pub but that is not anything to do with the company but more to do with the fact that I had mud stuck in my ears.
Next weeks run will be from the Crooked Billet. Sheepridge Lane, Little Marlow at 7pm. However, I have just discovered that the England v Estonia match starts at 7.45 so if we want to watch that then we may have to meet somewhere else. It is on Sky One.
see you all on Wednesday
Amanda

The Mowchak, Stokenchurch, May 23rd 2007

Run Report by Kate

Better late than never!
On a hot and humid evening, me, Amanda, Presso, Dominique, Chris, Steve, Jules, David, Brett, Michael ( can’t remember anymore apologies if I have left anyone out!) met in the car park of the Mowchak. Selwyn was however conspicuous in this absence some legal matter but whatever you do don’t ask Amanda or she will have to kill you! A prompt start, as all were keen to get back for the football at 7.45pm. Instead as in previous years from this pub heading off towards the M40, we crossed the road and ran towards Radnage, very much the preferred option. With the heat of the evening the ‘pack’ became quite spread out, when we did finally regroup, we all lamented the fact that we had not brought water with us. When we once again set out we lost both David and Presso to ‘calls from the pub’ and in all honesty I was quite tempted to join them!
The route finally joined up with the ‘old Wednesday run’ and we were all on familiar territory, Jules, Chris, Steve and Dominique broke off for a further loop, leaving the rest of us the make our way back to the Mowchak. Once back at the pub, we found that JB had managed to join the group, and that Presso and David with pints in front of them had managed to secured a good section of the bar ensuring the all members of the group had a good view of the football.
Amanda using all her negotiating skills ordered some nibbles which were gratefully received, slight fight over the last bowl of popperdoms caused by JB who insisted on having ‘just one more’! Between the eating (without plates), drinking and general chat, some football was also being watched and various theories on Liverpool and their style of play, in comparison the other clubs such as Manchester United were unleashed upon the group and were a cause of much discussion between one or two people. Needless to say I remain quiet at this point and merely thought that Liverpool were wearing a rather nice shade of red, not too bright.
My concentration was wondering at this point, the final score was 2-1 to Milan with Liverpool getting at last a goal in the last few minutes. Against the run of play? The best team won? I’ve got no idea!
This week, tomorrow! Is at The Squirrel in Penn St, at 7pm, many thanks to Chris R who has said he is happy to lead. Heather I suggest you get your stilettos ready, there really is no excuse for this one, as it’s on your door step!
See you all tomorrow
Kate

Grouse and Ale, Lane End, 16th May 2007

Run Report by Steve

“…..so David, are you now living in sheltered accommodation” asked Susie of Mr Abbott regarding his new house. David, momentarily stunned, looked at her, turned to the others in the pub and …

But hey, I’m getting ahead of myself here. I should start the run report from the beginning. However I could not pass up the opportunity to place this outstanding line at the head of my humble report

Jules, Amanda, Kate, John, Fred, Jerome, Richard, David and I assembled at a new venue - the Grouse & Ale in Lane End. The run took us through the centre of Lane End and out towards the shooting ground via Millennium Park – an area of rough grassland that singularly fails to live up to its triumphal name. After Jules taking us down a couple of minor u-turns, it was left to Jerome to read the map the right way up and lead the way along the very pleasant downhill woodland track, past the shooting ground and towards the Piccadilly bend on the Lane End to Marlow road. The shooting ground was in full swing and the group did seem to speed up noticeably once the sound of shotguns got very near.

After crossing the road we headed down across a very pleasant wooded valley, across loads and loads of fields and up to Moor Common. By this point it was raining and we were a bit knackered and so we ran the last half a mile or so back to Lane End on the road (avoiding the last footpath).

As a general observation it would seem that there is somewhat of a cartographical battle being fought in our quest for new routes this year. For last nights run, it seemed there was a definite Jerome vs. Jules thing going on. Jules being the raffish conquistador, intent on ploughing on through vine-infested thickets with the vague promise of hitting a path at some point. And Jerome the wily fox, hanging back a little, surveying the land – assessing the directional options with primeval expertise before making his considered move. I’m not getting involved.

At the pub we were joined by Chris and Susie who had run down from Radnage (or so they said) to join us.

The re-furbished Grouse and Ale (it used to be the very dodgy Clayton Arms) met with great approval from us all and looks to be a firm contender to be the Christmas meal or final run of the year venue.

It was in the pub that we took to discussing David’s new house and the problems he is getting in gaining approval from his elderly neighbours for his erection (ooh!) ……of a Sky dish on his property. Hence the comment from Susie. Amanda also gave us an impromptu demonstration of her extra scary serious legal face

Next weeks run is from The Mowchak at 7pm. I will check beforehand that they have the Champions League on the TV.

Jolly Farmer, Cookham Dean - 9th May 2007

Run Report by Richard

On what was a damp and grey evening Duds, Brett & Sarah, Michael, Chris, Jerome, Kate, Jules & Amanda and myself (sorry if i've missed anyone) met at the Jolly Farmer for a 7pm start. The first half of the run seemed liked the old days with as many stops as you could wish for (not sure why) and no sign of any hills. As always my memory of the run and which direction I was running in is less than clear, I believe Maidenhead was the general direction. After a brief unplanned blip in the route leading up to the Robin Hood pub we were back on course and heading through the woods in the direction of home. Jerome explained to me that he favoured these less hilly runs and made an analogy with a juggernaut. Simply put when the juggernaut is on the flat its unstoppable when on a hill it can only chug along at 3 miles an hour. I followed the unstoppable juggernaut with a smile.

The group then split up for the final push home with the brave few taking on the "steps". I was lucky enough to be with Duds who had discovered a gift for map reading and after passing the turkey farm managed to navigate us directly into the pub's rear garden, legend. Personally I thought the run was excellent.

Usual drinks at the pub with as many bags of crisps as I've seen post run, it was noted that pork scratching's are not available at the Jolly Farmer. (too posh)
The conversation was diverse.......... Amanda was gutted that she'd missed a tv programme called gangs which is based on two rival groups from El Salvador called gang "13" and gang "18". Complex. This is hosted by the guy from East Enders, Wayne Mitchell! But wasn't he a cult hero for Wycombe Rugby club scoring a try in the John Player Cup when Wycombe lost 48-19 to Leicester? No,clearly it was Grant Mitchell - Ross Kemp!! Although Wayne would be good on TV but in something more blue. This then lead to Duds summary of another tv programme called the perfect murder, which is based on how to commit the perfect murder which I still don't know as Duds only described a featured dead man and the size of his "old chap" Lastly Jerome will soon have access to (not sure how) and head up the England Rugby squad, first on his list of priorities would be a change of tour rules and specifically no right hand drinking enforced. Seems the world cup is in safe hands.

Next weeks run is from the Duck & Grouse (or something) in Lane End - by the pond.

Richard

The Hucks, Radnage - 2nd May 2007

Run Report by Rodders



Details of Run/Football are a bit hazy and mixed up but, here goes:
The entire Man U squad met at Jules and Amanda's.
A brief knock around that saw Doug at his dazzling best (twice coming close to getting the ball of Oliver Huck Age 8)
As is traditional on European nights we were accompanied on to the pitch and for the first 50m by two young mascots (Sam and Oliver).
The boy Duds was a real handful early on a number of darting runs and guttural rumblings kept the rest of the field well back.
Ronaldo had a shocker, never really recovered from being court from behind by Jerome.
Things only got worse a up front as Kaka was all over the place and many of the boys got it on their shoes!
All safely back at the Hucks the girls disappeared for a early bath accompanied by Jules! (The advantage of a home tie I guess!)
Much beer and food was severed up by our very generous hosts (Thank you very much)
Next Week (Tomorrow) the run will be from the Jolly Farmer at Cookham!
Going to try and keep the new routes going
a 7pm meet as the days are getting longer.
(Sorry Brett if that is not a good location)
Steve: Sorry the report is so late and I have no pictures

Run Report - The Gate, Briants Bottom. 25th April 2007

5.2 miles / 775ft climb / 1:05

Report by Jules

The weather remained unseasonably warm and dry for the third run of the season. Are April showers a thing of the past?

After some debate in the pub car park (which we had filled up!) John promised a “New and Interesting” alternative to the usual Gate run that had been enjoyed by us all for the past few years.

So the committed band of runners set out on “John’s Jaunt” - John B himself, Jerome, Chris, Kate, Amanda, Selwyn, Steve, Michael, Doug, Duds, Presso, David and Myself. We started with the usual hill into Piggots Wood (see map) a descended down to the road near to the Ice Cream Factory. From here a shout of “go right” set the faster runners off at a reasonable pace up the road with Duds explaining just how good the Ice Cream was (Yes – Duds has been seen mixing it at the front!!). This might be why we didn’t notice for about a half mile that John had recalled us as we should have turned left.

The remainder of the run was very pleasant and enjoyable, littered with adolescent memories for Duds and regular checking and rechecking of the map by John, Chris, Jerome and me. Lucky some of us know how to read it…… The patches of bluebells were as impressive as ever although not as dense or aromatic as the previous week – see photo.

Total time out was just over the hour for most of us although Chris peeled off for an additional 30 minutes - with our car key or so. Susie had missed us at the start but had gone out on her own – without getting lost!

The Pub was very hospitable and quite apologetic that the European Cup game (Chelsea v Liverpool) could not be shown. They had decided not to pay the £3000+ annual licence fee for Sky Sports for obvious reasons – although our consumption of snacks would have gone some way towards funding it! Heather joined us briefly in the Pub having been running at home on the Running Machine!

See you all next Wednesday in Radnage. Milan v Manchester United on widescreen and lots of wholesome snacks. I will organise a route with shortcut (and maps) for those wishing to get back promptly. Please bring drinks and swimmers if you fancy a dip – 7:00 pm start.

Fox and Hounds, Christmas Common, 18th April 2007

Supplementary Run Report by Doug

If there is/was an officially appointed scribe, then due apologies for toe-treading, but, with some spectacular re-juggling of present duties, I have managed to manufacture a spare fifteen minutes, in which to challenge my recollections of last Wednesday.
Now, let me see. From the above list I remember Duds, Amanda and Jules, Fred and Jerome, Michael, Dominique, John and Rodders, who, minus Susie, was as 'a ship without a sail' ......We also welcomed back the travellers, Steve and Spellbound from New Zealand, David from Augusta and, after a year's sabbatical (and a trip to Mauritius), Mr 'Wednesday Night Runners' himself, Brett Rivett; all of whom gathered at the Fox and Hounds. The fact that the pub was closed for business sparked much pre-traumatic stress amongst us 'fatties', but a cunning disaster recovery plan was implemented and order restored.
Now I turned up with a modicum of confidence about this one, since Jerome was in charge. This would be a gentle 3-4 miler, with minimal inclines, copious stopping points and a heavy emphasis on the quality of the beer and pork scratchings.............................................errr, no. Six miles I am told, largely up and down (some of the downs being particularly tricky) and a nasty one and a half mile steady climb to the finish (well almost).
But, in truth, it was all strangely enjoyable. Beautiful views at times (though most of us were keeping a watchful eye on ankle-wrecking tractor marks) and, in the early part of the run at least, a chance to catch up with the aforementioned voyagers. Not too sure how it was at the head of the pack, but very pleasant, in parts, at the rear.
Briefly back to that nasty closing climb, as Jerome did amuse me afterwards, when he told me that he had tried to 'burn me off' as we ascended. Now, people 'running on the spot' will have generated more forward momentum than our combined efforts at times and let me assure that, at no time, was there any discernible 'change in pace' from either of us; breathing patterns, yes; strange involuntary noises, yes; but pace, sorry. Thanks, anyway, Jerome, for inspiring me up the hill and making me chortle.
The drive to the Bull and Butcher seemed interminable. David was struggling with the somewhat inept barman upon our arrival but the long-awaited rewards duly arrived. The golfing fraternity surrounded David in search of snippets about Tiger and Luke and the Augusta authoritarian management. Next year's Gullane will almost certainly be in America as a consequence. Brett made the schoolboy error of sitting nearest the bar and seemed to spend the evening fetching drinks and nibbles. I really have no idea what anyone else was doing or talking about but the evening as a whole was most enjoyable.
Next week (ie tomorrow, or maybe even today by the time most of you get this) is, indeed, from the Gate at Bryants Bottom, with a prompt 6.45pm departure sought, along with a pub with Sky for the Chelsea v Liverpool game..........?

Run report Wed 18 April 07. Fox & Hounds, Xmas Common.

Run Report by Selwyn

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Another pleasant evening in the Oxfordshire countryside. Plenty of space in the car park for the happy band of runners - the pub was closed. For refurbishment - again?

A good turnout - Amanda, Dominique & Fred, Brett, David, Doug, Duds, Jerome, John, Jules, Michael, Sel & Steve T (apologies if anyone missed out).

Jerome had prepared the route, which was welcomely different from the usual for this venue, avoiding the horrible (for most) last leg climbing back up from the Oxfordshire Plain. Last time Rodders actually doubled back to meet me at the bottom of that particularly steep bit and of course ran past me on the way up again - exactly how many Weetabix does he eat?

This time we set off in a south easterly direction, turned north at some point, then west, then back towards the pub some 6 miles? later. Don't ask me where - I think we sort of circumvented Northend, if that helps. There still seemed to be too many hills - but some people actually seem to like the bloody things. David & Brett took a shorter route back at some point. I should really have joined them. Age & weight took their toll and I was a long way behind on the last long uphill slog back to the main road. Rodders again doubled back to see how I was doing and to point me in the direction home and in the meantime did a couple of extra loops through the woods just for fun. Steve T also doubled back to help me cross the road.

The Bull & Butcher at Turville was the pub chosen to adjourn to. No room in the public bar so we ended up joining a few people dining in the room at the far end. I think they enjoyed our company immensely. If there was any conversation about dogging I must have missed it - maybe resume this topic at the next venue, which by the way is to be The Gate at Bryants Bottom -6.45 pm start.

See you all there (& apologies for the late posting) - Sel.

Run Report - The Peacock 11th April 2007

Run Report by Jerome


The usual Peacock run on a beautiful spring evening was enjoyed (for some) by Amanda, Jules, Chris, Susie, Doug, John, Kate, Duds, Ricky, Dominique, Fred, myself and the youngest ever participant Ellie Jackson, her mum Heather took the walking option which was I’m sure more enjoyable than running.
One serious hill about 1 ½ miles into the run was I’m sure indicative of what we will be facing over the next 5 months but thankfully there was only one of them last night. Once at the top Ellie realised that her school cross country runs were a bit flat in Berkhamsted and she has vowed to increase her hill training. Meantime most of the rest of us have vowed to reduce the number of hills. At the top of the hill Doug and myself kindly agreed to accompany Ellie home a slightly shorter route whereas the others powered on an extra mile……..so they say!! One of my few ever conversations while running took place and Doug and I discussed when we were going to play the K Club this year with our vouchers. Unfortunately with the cost of summer green fees over there it seems that our voucher may cover the cost of playing one shot off the first tee only.

Once back at the pub Doug actually bought some nibbles on the first round with the Kettle crisps being especially popular.
It is difficult to judge the main topic of conversation as I was squeezed out of the inner circle when I disappeared to buy the second round. There were a few more references to dogging, some mild amusement at John and Kate’s trip to Dorset and a great deal of discussion on where we should run next week.

The run next week will start at 6.45pm and I will plan a new route from the Fox & Hounds at Christmas Common.
See you then
Jerome

Royal Oak, Bovingdon Green) 4th April 2007

Run Report by Duds

A pleasant first run. Thank you Rodders.

In attendance were: Chris and Susie (what can I add ?), John and Kate (aah), Rob Hawkins (like a doe eyed dear in a forest glade sir – at high speed), Doug (I’ll pretend I’m really unfit but keep up with everyone else for the whole run), Ricky "white chicken legs" Arnold, Michael "the bread man" H and myself.

Not too hilly for a first outing and extremely dry underfoot (considering it was the first run of the season). Don’t want to bore you all to death with a description of the run but basically we turned left out of the pub car park, ran along the road for a few hundred metres, turned left onto a green and past some houses, along a dirt track and through some fields, through some woods, across a road, across some more fields and a golf course, along a grass path near some boats and a marina, along a gently rising road to a T-junction, over the road, in amongst some houses, turned right, along a fenced off path up a steady hill, turned right at the top of the valley, up another incline, into a small wood and onto a road which none of us recognised, turned right at the green with the houses that we had run past earlier in the run, turned right onto a road and right into the pub car park.

Anyone of the non-runners recognise the route ?

No major dramas except the writer doing an overly dramatic forward roll in one of the wooded areas and a fair amount of grunting, groaning and sweating. A little stiff this morning but that’s another story.

Also, and it should be noted, Doug decided not to buy any scratchings or crisps on the first round because he felt we wouldn’t have enough cash in the kitty. Sacrilege in my book…… We did make up for it on the second round though.
The pub chat started where we had left off at the end of last season (i.e. in the gutter) and seems to focus on "dogging" in the environs of Marlow, Amersham and Maidenhead thicket…… A few of the runners seemed to be quite knowledgeable on the subject which was a little worrying.
Anyway, next week (11th) we decided that it would be a lovely idea to run from The Peacock which is situated just outside Lane End on the road to Stokenchurch at a kind of crossroads) with a 6:45 pm sharp start, OK.

By the way and for those of you that don’t yet know, Steve Sutton (Spider) became a father for the 3rd time a few days ago. Another little (8lbs 5 oz. ?) baby girl named Libby. Well done Steve and Nic.

Love and kisses,
Duds.

Franz Josef Glacier, NZ - 7th April 2007

A very disappointing turnout, for one of the most spectacular runs this season.

Selwyn, Steve and Patrick (Guest) commenced an early morning ascent of the Franz Josef Glacier located on the west coast of the South Island NZ.

We set off at a healthy pace around 4 Kilometres from the foot of the glacier. After around a kilometre we encountered a barrier warning not to proceed beyond this point due to the imminent danger of falling rocks and ice. Undettered by this warning our hardy runners proceeded forward, the terrain turning from a shingle path to a dangerous moonscape of treacherous rocks and fast flowing torrents. We reached the foot of the glacier around half an hour later whereupon we chanced upon a semi-clad Swedish masseuse named Helga looking for Big John (too shy to pose for the photie).

The Royal Oak, Bovingdon Green, 4th April 2007

This first run of the 2007 season will start at 6:30pm.

Bull and Butcher, Turville, 13 September 2006

With the light disappearing quickly in the evenings, it was decided to meet at 6.45pm instead of the usual 7pm. A route was planned with open ground in mind. Another good turnout, 15 in total, not going to list you all, you know if you were there!

Good run, quite short compared to normal standards but a welcome change. In consequence we didn’t get the usual complaints, just cries of delight when we realised how close we were to the pub and we were not being lead off on one last loop! Despite the shortness of the run, Jules was obviously keen to test our off road skills and lead us through an interesting wood, where the terrain under foot was less than ideal and stinging nettles particularly vicious! That’s the last time anyone questions your map reading abilities, Jules! Promise!

Once the wood was negotiated the rest of the run was fairly uneventful and we all arrived safely back at the pub. Conversation around the table was varied. With Gullane about to start certain elements were getting quite excited, so much so that Chris was not even drinking. Jerome was the hero of the day, having had, a rather good game of golf, but he could have now peaked. There was a certain amount of debate about who was doing the Rowers Revenge this year, an investigation into who had actually put in an entry form and who had not, even though they said they were going to! You know who you are!!

With numbers decreasing and more alcohol being consumed the conversation took its normal nose dive, not helped by me! All I can say is that when not given a full explanation of why an individual has a nickname, one is forced to make ones own conclusions! My apologies to ‘Klit’. On further discussion I can reveal that I was not alone in misunderstanding, others had thought it was to do with his sexual preferences.

Next week is our final week and as with usual tradition it will conclude with a curry but this year from the Mowchak, Stokenchurch. We hope to have a 6.30pm start due to light conditions. I believe Susie might be sending out an email about the curry asking for numbers?

Have a good weekend, see you all on Wednesday! Could someone maybe contact Brett and Richard?

I hope there are not too many grammatical errors, David?

Kate

Hare & Hounds, Marlow - 30 August 06

Not a bad turnout for Fred & Jerome's suggested venue of the newly revamped Hare & Hounds which has seen a few transformations since my early years in Marlow drinking with the Marlow Mafia, one of whom it turned out is now running the place.
Amanda, Kate, Fred, David, Doug, Duds, Jerome, Jules, Steve (Spider), Steve T and myself assembled ready for the off. Dougy made a welcome return to the throng looking well stocked up on calories from , we were told, a diet of Guiness, cider and Irish potatoes. We duly set off up the Happy Valley route out towards Marlow Common. As we headed through the woods towards Danesfield the sensible group kept to the higher ground while some of our more enthusiastic members for some reason contrived to run up and down a few more contours. David & Dougy seemed to be a little concerned as to how far we were running away from the pub while Fred was giving instructions to turn right to do an extra loop when she really meant left. Luckily the leading group hadn't heard her anyway. After skirting the ex-RAF housing estate at Danesfield and dropping down steeply through the woods, we turned sharply back on ourselves, heading off towards Bockmer End. At his point David & Doug decided to graciously accept Jerome's instructions as to an alternative shorter route home while the rest of the group ploughed on to do that little bit extra. All in all quite a pleasant little circuit past Bockmer End Farm, eventually to return along the same footpath that we started on down Happy Valley.
The girls seemed to be very impressed with the trendy new interiors of the Hare & Hounds and were soon busy arranging when they were all going to meet up there for a girlie get together. The boys were more intent on the practicalities of arranging the excessively high tables and chairs together and wondering whether the beer was going to be OK. Turned out the beer was OK, except that is for Jerome's lager, which was a bit on the warm side. Unfortunately Duds must have had a sudden giddy turn on his high perch and managed to knock Spider's pint over whilst reaching for the Cheese & Onion. John the landlord duly appeared to politely mop up his brand new tables and was probably quietly regretting that he hadn't gone for the spit & sawdust look instead. Luckily he failed to recognise me amongst the mob, so I kept a low profile.
Amanda thought that the place might be good for our end of season run, though I'm not sure whether that's a definite or not. Fred mentioned that she wanted to book The Frog again for our Christmas bash.
Next week we're going to try a new venue - The Flowerpot at Aston.
It's on the other side of the river, so to get there, take the A404 and then the A423 towards Henley. After the turning to Hurley on the right hand side, about 3 miles further on, turn right where signposted for Aston. The pub is about a mile down this road. If you want to, you can park on the north side of the river at Mill End, then cycle (or run) across the weir & lock to the pub. It's difficult to park at Mill End - there's a public car park half amile along the road to Hambleden on the left hand side.
I've volunteered to plot a route, which Jules says must include some hills, so see you there.
By the way, because of the failing daylight, we will start the run at 6.45 pm.

The Black Lion, Naphill, 23rd August

Sadly having checked out the blog I realised that this is my first run since July 5th. Not to be deterred I decided to go and hope that Selwyn and David might be there to keep me company. Fortunately Selwyn was but having been cycling for most of the last month his fitness has now reached the level of someone 20 years younger i.e. 45 is that right??
Not only that two people I had never met before were there, namely Dominique and a friend of Jules who I was not introduced to. Unfortunately both are far fitter than me and therefore I didn’t get to know them at all.
Anyway, Jules, Amanda, Spider, Duds, Fred, Steve, Kate and the aforesaid set off from the Black Lion. Within a few minutes it was chucking it and as Jules had led us into a huge open field there was nothing left to do but absorb it. A wet T-shirt competition was started but as no one looked sexier it was abandoned as a draw.
This was actually a very nice new route and congratulations to Jules on that. For once he has excelled himself although his refusal to take the long route around a field rather than the clear footpath through the middle was mystifying. Considering the rain, from the back of the field the run seemed quite uneventful although personally I got a little cheesed off when Selwyn flicked a wet branch back into my face walking up that extremely steep incline towards the end. It was getting a little dark in the woods at the end and that is a clear sign that there are not many runs left so make the most of it.
Pub conversation highlights will have to be added by another as I was wrapped up talking with Selwyn about town planning – yes sad isn’t it?
Happy Birthday to Kate and thanks for the first round last night. Also congratulations on the ½ marathon as well.
Next week we have decided to run Happy Valley starting from the Hare and Hounds in Marlow. Fred or I will check to see if it is open yet though. 7pm start should still be ok.
I think that a new part of the Blog should be publication of "what’s left in the kitty". This might encourage me to run more frequently.
Anyway take care all, must go as my son has distracted me by putting on Terminator 1.

Jerome

The Ship, Cadmore End - 16th August 2006

On the basis that the assigned run reporter namely Michael did not look that enthusiastic about doing the report on leaving the pub last night, I've decided to take the initiative even though I'm up to my eyeballs in it at the moment - 11+ revision, geography projects, new school shoes and off on holiday next Wednesday. Its ok you lot - just carry on sitting at your desks having fun.

Following Amanda's sharp reminder that any further fall in numbers would incur her wrath, eight obediently turned up and made a variety of pathetic excuses for the previous week - jules, me, duds, dominique, jules, kate, Steve S and Michael - yes amanda was there as well.

Jules trudged in from Radnage just 3 miles away and told us the great news that we were going to do a mini roller coaster. An hour later once Jules had herded three sheep to their death along the way, taken us up three very sharp climbs including the windmill and still had time to take a group photo with the late summer mist rising in the far hills, we completed a very pleasant run.

By the WindMill (almost home!!)

Once inside the pub we decided that it was even more of a dead cert for eviction from the pub circuit than Nikki from BB - no I don't watch it. No Stella or Kronenbourg, Wasteiner was off, no pork scratchings, crappy crisps, no plain salted nuts and some fat bloke sitting at the bar who apparently was Jules and Amanda's butcher had the most appalling BO. Does Digby still have anything to do with this pub??

Good banter once the first drink started hitting the sides - J & A told us about Slovakia (its ok Duds explained to me in a rather condescending tone where that was and how it came about), Dominique livened up the party by making a bottle of water last through 3 rounds and then had the cheek to complain about Steve's scaly hard heels and show her distaste for group sex - quite right too I say. It was also one of those evenings when Duds in his amazingly subtle way introduced the subject of serial killers - yes we all know them and we all have our favourites - Peter Sutcliffe (apparently the police interviewed him 4 times before he was caught - yes coppers are thick generally), Harold Shipman and many others all of whom Duds had read about.

Next week we're off to........................................wait for it ...............................The Black Lion in Naphill - for those who are clueless about whereabouts - ask someone. I won't be there, off to France to recover from my Sunday half marathon.

Jusque plus tard

JB

The Chequers, Fingest, 2nd August 2006

An interesting in evening in more ways than one. I think this is probably the first time that the group have turned up at a pub and found it closed!, and they didn’t even know we were coming!

Yet again a small group set out, had it not been for the welcome additions of both John, Duds and Michael the initial group would have been even smaller. We were later joined by Chris, Susie and a friend of Susie’s called Jules.

This was the 2nd Wednesday in a row that we had ventured forth with no map! But as ever Selwyn came to our aid and John’s memory is surprisingly, still as good as ever! Once in Ibstone we lost David from the group on a short cut, memories of Le De Spencer Arms were revisited but he fortunately managed to make it back, arriving just before the main pack.

Once all safely back at the building site that used to be the car park for the pub, a discussion ensued as to where we were going to drink, where upon a short detour to the Bull & Butcher, Turville was made. The pub fortunately was not busy and we managed to find a table inside, fortunate as it had now started raining! Pub talk was varied and I will admit I did not stay to the end. Duds told us that he was now 17 stone and show us his tummy to prove this. A discussion started about Jenny’s circuit class in Marlow, and how having attended one class a while ago he had been unable to move his arms and had had a sleepless night as a consequence! David described how he got stroppy with a fellow golfer on Presidents Day, for using his mobile phone whilst on the course, rules are rules and seemingly this guy helped set them! No spoof was done for the run report and as this is my last day before I go camping and with very little to do I volunteered to do it.

Next week at George and Dragon, West Wycombe for drinks. We normally start this run at the car park at the Golden Bull, at 7pm.

Have fun, see you all the following week.

Kate

Run Report - 26th July, The Jolly Farmer, Cookham Dean

WARNING - Never accept the challenge of a game of Spoof with David Abbott, if you do then you will lose and you will have to do the run report.

On a particularly humid evening Selwyn, Spider, Kate, Chris, Susie, David and I met up just across the road from the Jolly Farmer. We set off to face the considerable challenge of having no map, no GPS and possibly having to rely on David's sense of direction (see 12th July report).

However, after a few tentative minutes we were well on our way having found the correct route - basically running steadily upwards through some grassy fields, into the woods and down on to one of the tracks that runs sort of parallel to the A404. At this point Chris and I opted for an extra loop whilst the elite runners headed off through Quarry Wood and home.

Running conditions were good to firm underfoot and very hot. Rain, which would have been most welcome, looked likely but never appeared.

Elite Runners finished in around 48 minutes, stragglers came in around 57 minutes.

The pub (which is apparently owned by the locals) was perfectly pleasant, but the service was a bit slow. I can't comment on Spider's bar presence but after waiting around 10 minutes to get served, the barmaid actually decided to take a personal phone call half way through his order.

We were delighted to welcome Brett and Sarah who joined us for a few drinks. Immaculately turned out as they were, it showed us up as being a rather sweaty, lycra-clad bunch. All in all, whilst being a smallish crowd due to various holidays, we had a very pleasant evening in the beer garden.

In this spirit of friendship and openness Kate candidly admitted that she had been caught in a state of undress on her sons web-cam (there is a perfectly innocent explanation that I won't relate). Meanwhile, Chris, seemed intent on gathering a list of the best gastro-pubs in the region and David, being the louche bon viveur he is, knew just about all of them.

No pork scratchings!

Next weeks run is from the Chequers in Fingest, run starts at 7pm.

Run Report Wed 19th July 2006 - Prince Albert, Frieth

Here is last weeks run report from Kate.

6 in total! Me, spider, chris & Susie, Amanda & jules! Yes, I know it
was hot but it wasn't that bad, and it was very local for some of you so
location was not an issue! Admittedly Chris and Jules did start to run
from Radnage but flagged Susie down to pick them up half way. This was
actually quite a good move for the other runners at it meant we were
able to keep up with them on the main run.
The route was not the normal one from the Prince Albert, taking us down
over the hills to Skirmitt, around into Fingest and then up the hill to
Frieth. Not too long and fairly shady in parts. Various grumbles on
route but as normal mainly from the male section! Chris did the gallant
thing and made sure Amanda and Susie didn't get lost in the woods. With
the woods negotiated they went straight to the pub and ordered the
first G&T of the evening.
Having such small numbers we managed to all sit at one table which was
nice albeit a little cosy. A good time had by all, just a slight regret
that we did not have the kitty so we could have had more of a good time.
This week is the Jolly Farmer in Cookham Dean, 7pm. We are minus Amanda
and Jules this week as they are on holiday, making a grand total of 4 if
last weeks' attendance figures is anything to go by! So please come,
there is some kitty to spend and a small run just might keep you fit.
See on Wednesday.

Kate.

Run Report - Wednesday 5th July - Radnage

Here is Johns excellent run report from last night that he has asked me to place on the blog. Steve.

My memory only lasts for about 24 hours so I'm having to do this report Thursday morning to ensure no details of the evening's activities are spared. Met at Amanda and Jules as they had kindly volunteered their house as a viewing venue for the WC semi- finals although we realised it was not going to be quite the event we were expecting. More on that later.
I was first there and found a sensible parking space close to the hedge on the far side. As it turned out this gave me a wonderful view of Steve S (who appeared next) trying to find a suitable parking space for his car. Do you ever have those moments when presented with acres of parking spaces you simply cannot decide where to park which has the effect of usually causing some family row about decision making? Well this was it but fortunately Steve had no family in the car to argue with thereby avoiding what would have been a major ruckus.
At roughly 7 we set off through the Huck's back garden without the need for a United Nations conference on the route to be taken. The party included Jerome, Steve S (without car), Steve T, Amanda, Jules, Rodders, Susie, Michael, Selwyn and Kate although there were a couple of notable absentees namely Doug who has decided his body will only allow him to run once every two weeks and Carters who felt his neighbours 60th birthday party was more important. Can you imagine a 60th birthday party and being on the wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conditions were excellent - recent storms had cooled the air and softened the ground for Rodders's knees so he set the pace from the start with Jules in hot pursuit. With the crops well into the growing season most of the party were nearly lost in an early cornfield but the scent of Kate's perfume kept people on track. Duds almost started reminiscing again at one point near Studley Green about some earlier life he had had. Jerome complained that he hadn't run for 3 weeks but was consoled by the fact that the evening only cost him 4 cans of Strongbow. It was a very pleasant run with lots of woody bits and Jules I'm sure will furnish you with the details later.
Showered (I had Jules's shower setting just in case anyone was interested - no.1, think Amanda's was no.2) and refreshed we assembled for the footie and watched the Portuguese shame their country once again with their diving and cheating on the 42 incher. England started to get a fair pounding for their inability to make the semi's but discussion was cut short by the head of the England fan club Rodders who thought England and David Beckham were wonderful and we shouldn't be giving them such a hard time. We consoled ourselves with lashings of pizza, garlic bread, bhaji's, nibbles, beer, wine and Jerome keeping Ollie and Sam amused. We should not forget to mention the sterling work being done in the kitchen by Barbara - apologies if that's not her name. Its certainly not what I called her when she appeared in my dream last night! As we all know France won through with another Henry dive and Scholari was left to berate the referee as Portugal's last pathetic effort to get into the final - and we lost to them????????? Well played England - better luck next time and all that bull....!
I left the Roddicks and the Hucks' to enjoy the rest of their evening together although Jerome was there as well - couldn't quite work that one out.
Huge thanks to Amanda and Jules and family for the use of their lovely home and next week we're off to the Spencer Arms, Downley at 7. See you then unless you're coming to Heather's on Sunday.

John.

CPM Thame 10K run 25th June

The Thame 10km road race, which a few of the group have done before, is coming up soon. See link for application form.
http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/events

Five Horseshoes, Maidensgrove - Directions

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Here is a link to Google map for directions to Five Horseshoes, Maidensgrove. Not sure if links work but thought I'd give it a go.

Amanda & Jules Place, Radnage. 17 May 06.

This was the usual run from Villa Amanda & Jules that we last ran a couple of years ago. Maybe it was the weather, but starters were a little thin on the ground, though perhaps not surprisingly attendance post-running was boosted by Jerome (problems with his Broadband) and Chris & Sue (feeling a tad unwell).
Runners were (as I remember, forgive me if I've missed someone out): Amanda, Fred, Kate, David, Duds, Jules, Steve T and myself. Julian started late and did a little circuit of his own - even so he managed to pass me on that last bit of steep climb before the finish. He was running - I wasn't.
It was wet and it got wetter is a fair summary of the conditions. A bit slippery underfoot but not too boggy. Kate managed not to fall over. From the hi-tech kit available to me (i.e. thumb's length on the OS + counting the contours), I reckon we did about 5 miles (the extra-loopers a bit more), dropping rapidly about 50 metres at the start, climbing steadily for the first half of the run approx. 100 metres and vice-versa on the return. Amanda, Duds, David and myself opted for the (only slightly) shorter route back. At least we avoided the fully grown rape field which apparently the others encountered, making them even wetter.
A start at 6.45pm ensured a return of approx. 7.45, K.O. for the Champions League Final. This we were able to observe in great style on Amanda & Jules' new giant plasma screen with surround sound audio. With a few cans in tow, good company, nibbles and hot dogs (sausages from the reknowned local butcher) kindly served up by Amanda, what could be better?
Our thanks again to Amanda & Jules as our hosts.
Don't think we sorted the venue for this Wednesday's run, so as the poster of this report, can I suggest Stag & Huntsman @ Hambleden 6.45 for 7.00 pm start?

Route details for The Chequers, Wheeler End 10/05/06

Here is the map and some data about the route.

Click on the map to enlarge.

Tour time: 1:08:00 ish

Distance: 5.5 miles

Climb: 702 feet

The Chequers, Wheeler End - 10th May 2006 (run number 7)

12 hardy souls set off at 7:05 for the (now) traditional Chequers tour via Towerage and the track above Adams Park. As we entered Denham Wood there were gasps of amazement as a fabulous display of Bluebells stretched for hundreds of meters ahead of us and the sweet smell was enhanced by the moist conditions. It was reminiscent of the Christmas Calendar photo for the Chilterns in Springtime!

Conditions underfoot were a little slippery as the rain had wet the surface but not soaked in to the very dry ground below. A fairly long and winding track then led us to an uphill track with a fantastic view of the Golden Ball to the right. We then regrouped at Towerage (top of the hill behind West Wycombe House) before heading towards Adams Park down Towerage Lane – a little known footpath often used as a back route to the Ground on match days.

A short distance on we were faced with a very new fence with no obvious crossing point – so we all scrambled over the fence and through a large patch of fresh stingers! The next section involved a climb through some very pleasant woodland on a twisty track eventually leading across the track to Grove Farm and the Horse riding centre used by Fred and Jerome’s kids. Horses then featured strongly as, after the long track to Fryers farm with Duds leading the way – spurred on by discussions about squid (don’t ask!) we headed steeply downhill through a field of particularly frisky Horses that threatened to trample us and kick out. This only slightly spoiled the fabulously picturesque view to the right that looked just like a moody Scottish forest with mist in the valley shrouding the tall pine trees in a moist haze. I was very thankful of Susie who spotted (while I was admiring the view) that one young horse had put its ears right back and was reversing in our direction! Fortunately we all survived unscathed and, apart from the occasional shout of “I thought you said this run was flat”, we all made it back to the pub within 70 minutes. Not bad for the 5.5 miles and not inconsiderable 700 ft of climb.

The pub was very welcoming and whilst Chris R reminisced about Presso at his wedding we got regular updates from the UEFA cup final which Middlesbrough eventually lost 4 -0. Apparently Presso had mounted Susie’s horse bareback during the evening celebrations and comprehensibly trashed his DJ. Horses are VERY greasy - be warned!

Next week’s run (actually this week as I am so late in publishing) is from Jules and Amanda’s house so that those that wish to can enjoy the Champions League final on the big screen. Start 6:45 as the game starts at 7:45. Please bring your own or give us your order by Wednesday morning. Nibbles to be supplied. Swimming is optional!

See you there….

Wednesday 3rd May

Hughenden Church, followed by The Harrow. Run leaves at 7pm.

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Run Report - 26th April, Fox and Hounds

On a pleasant, humid evening 14 of us gathered in the car park of the Fox and Hounds (Selwyn, Michael, Jules, Amanda, Chris, Sharon, Susie, Jerome, Duds, Spider, Richard, Kate, David and myself).

Having virtually filled up the modest car park, members of the team asked some people who looked like members of staff whether we were all OK to park there. Unfortunately the bemused people in question were merely other customers trying to leave the car park after being blocked in by Jerome.

The run started at a pleasant pace with most of the first mile or so being a steady downhill. An early technical infringement was committed by Chris who pushed Amanda in the back on a rutted downhill section. He later claimed her fearful cries were expressions of joy and delight. Hmmm.

After a flattish middle section we encountered the large hill about a mile from home that takes you back up to the common. This hill is a real tester and I can report there was a ferocious attack on the hill by the four ladies, who on reaching the top outnumbered the gents there for a while.

Chris must have lost a cufflink or something at the bottom of the hill because he then proceeded to run back down the hill and then back up again. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

However, all made it home safely and so to the bar after a run of around an hour.

After a drink or two in the bar, discussions turned to the venue for next week. Selwyn (at least I think it was him) suggested a departure from convention in the form of a full-on urban trek through the streets of Wycombe. The suggested pub was the White Horse (the lap dancing venue and officially one of the 5 "hardest" pubs in England. I have to report there was a clear gender-based division of opinion on this suggestion.

It was finally agreed that the run for next week would be from Hughenden Church, followed by The Harrow. Run leaves at 7pm.

Cheers. Steve.

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Wednesday 26th April

Run is at the Fox and Hounds, Christmas Common. Run starts at 7pm.